It's Corn...re-written!

 For me, 

I really like cheddar.

What do you like about cheddar?

Its Cheddar!

A big lump with fur

He's not a moose (he's not a moose) 

I can't imagine a more beautiful thing (Woo)

It's Ched!

I can tell you all about him

I mean look at this thing

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